one ring

convinced that Spotify is on a Lord of the Rings kick. This week they keep giving me Jared’s ads for Valentine’s Day, telling me to “buy her the one ring she’ll love forever.”

I’m sure this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I’ve been watching the LOTR extended editions for the past few weekends

orcs

I keep getting this spotify ad that always begins with “When you’re selling online, it’s exciting to see the orders rush in!”

I always hear it as “When you’re selling online, it’s exciting to see the orcs rush in!”

And every time, I think